THESE are actual instruction labels on consumer goods…
1.”On a tiramisu dessert”: (printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late… XD.)
2.”On a Korean kitchen knife”: Warning: Keep out of children (hmm…something must have gotten lost in the translation…)
3. “On a string of Christmas lights”: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.>.>)
4. “ On a Swedish chainsaw”: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (>.> Wtf…)
5. “On a child’s superman costume”: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (That’s right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
-Spotted by Sherhan Suhandi

stupid history...
http://www.devilducky.com/media/61540/