Woo…what a busy weekdays, almost every day study till 9 pm then leave the school. I’m glad that school organizes a night study program for those people who cant study at home can study in school till 9pm, quite a good way to let us more focus on study and also can chitchat with your fellow classmate. Ah I think I’m going to be late, once past 7pm no more pupil can go in to school anymore so I better pack my things now and head off soon. XD

JOKES!!!

Three boys are bragging about their fathers. “My dad can shoot an arrow and reach the target before the arrow does,” says the first boy. “My dad can fire his gun and be there before the bullet.” “ That ‘s nothing,” the third boy says. “My dad stops working at 4.30 and gets home by 3.45!”

Did you know goldfish don’t like to watch television? Yeah, they’re afraid they might get hooked.

”Got any openings?” a man asked a circus manager. The manager replied that he needed a new assistant tamer. Just then, the head tamer ran into the lion cage flashing it an eyeful of her spandex bodysuit. The big cat slunk to the ground, licked her ankles and rested his head at her feet. “Can you do that?” the manager asked the man. “Sure,” he said. “Just get that lion out of my way.”

A little guy gets a window seat on a plane. A burly, mean-looking guy plops down in the seat next to him and promptly falls asleep. During the flight, the little guy starts to feel airsick but is afraid to wake the big guy up to get to the restroom. Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and the little guy pukes all over the big guy’s chest. Five minutes later, the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him. “So,” says the little guy, “are you feeling better now?”